February 2012
Me: I look like a little whore!
Mom: Yah, but you'r my little whore!
Some random dude is in my house and i’m in the living room without pants on. Thank god for blankets.
I went to go see RENT last night and in addition to the show and cast being perfect, I met a little monster. Last night was amazing.
Me: Why did you offer Kristina wine even though she's pregnant?
Mom: One glass of wine won't hurt.
Me: Did you drink while you were pregnant with me?
Mom: .......
Me: Mom?!
Mom: um...well...not really...no... I mean I might have....but... Um..not like a lot
Me: .......
Mom: .......
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Pretty in Pink is on, my mom is making pork chops and my best friend is coming over in a little bit. So despite having a massive headache, tonight is looking pretty great.
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